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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:43
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Antidepressant withdrawal may be more persistent than doctors realize - PsyPost
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Russia bombards Ukraine with 479 drones overnight, Ukrainian air force says - ABC News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Rare Red Sprite Photographed in Tibet Dazzles Social Media - PetaPixel
Still no good.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What caused the stock market to crash?
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How is AI influencing interior design in 2025?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com
No way
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why does it feel like music today is boring?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety